What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Totam aut neque cum voluptas velit eum tempore.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Novo's Ozempic linked to rare cases of serious eye disorder, EU regulator says - KSL News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons